^ Shipments figures based on certification alone. And so, as Achmed the Dead Terrorist observed, god bless America, everyone. The Wilsons decided to let him stay with them, for Achmed had no other place he would rather call his home. Though not actually featured in Dunham's live stage performance, Bubba J appears as the security guard stationed in the theater's vestibule to watch for Achmed's arrival he attempts to park Achmed's hot-rod roadster, but in his greatly-inebriated state, only succeeds in blowing the car sky-high. Achmed: singing I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong Bob: voiceover Thus, Achmed learned of and quickly fell in love with the American way of life.